August 1st, 2007
‘Tis Wednesday yet again, so Happy Hump Day, y’all!
I saw this funny on the Chatting with Joyfully Reviewed Yahoo group. It made me LMAO! 
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, fix things,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, soothe, tantalize,
humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, ignore fat bits,
cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, anticipate, smooch, nuzzle,
forgive, accessorize, entertain, charm, carry for, oblige, fascinate,
attend to, trust,defend, clothe, brag about, sanctify, acknowledge,
spoil, embrace, die for, dream of, tease, gratify, squeeze, indulge,
idolize, worship.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME:
Arrive naked.
Isn’t that the truth.
by Mandy M. Roth August 1st, 2007 at 1:23 pm