Today’s Thursday Thirteen post happened in my head yesterday when I drove home from work. I wanted to share with all y’all why I can tell that I live in the country, i.e., redneck land.
1. I drive 19 miles to civilization each day (translation: work).
2. I pass at least fourteen fields of crops on the way.
3. There’s a farm right next to my neighborhood with a sign that reads “Chicks and turkeys for sale.”
4. I hear a rooster each morning from said chicken farm.
5. I don’t live in a town, just in the county (yep, that’d be rural).
6. There are four horse farms surrounding my neighborhood.
7. We receive mail from a post office that’s two towns away.
8. I pass a store that sells groceries and bait.
9. The local appliance store is “Bob’s Come On In”.
10. There’s a sign on the long winding road to my house that reads “GOATS for sale.”
11. We’re so far out in the middle of nowhere, we can’t get DSL service because the switching station is miles and miles away.
12. I actually know what frog gigging is.
13. I say “all y’all” on a regular basis.
It isn’t released in paperback until November, but I had 25 copies. Woohoo! In fact, I sold 16 of them during the signing. *preen*




