Thirteen Reasons Why I’m Not Online
1. I’m on vacation.
2. There’s no high speed Internet here.
3. I should be enjoying myself not surfing the net.
4. It’s actually cool enough to go outside between 12 and 3 in the afternoon (unlike NC = wet, hot washcloth).
5. Wordpress let’s you set up blog posts ahead of time so I wrote this yesterday.
6. There’s life outside of computers (really!).
7. I’m reading a book now. *cue the angels*
8. My laptop battery died on the plane.
9. I’ve for a WIP to finish, and 5,000 words to add.
10. I’ve got edits to finish.
11. My to do list keeps getting longer as I write this list!
12. I’m hungover from celebrating the release of The Legacy.
13. I really am on vacation.

