You can’t make this stuff up
June 8th, 2007

Get ready. This is a weird one

Some guy who drank an “vitamin-enriched beverage” said it gave him a boner that sent him to the hospital.

That’s not all either. The dude is SUING the manufacturer of the beverage for an unspecified amount because he had to have surgery for a penil artery embolization.

Holy shit.

I mean really.

Real life just hands you stuff that makes you shake your head or say WTF?

You can read the whole story here. I suspect the dude had some kind of health issue before he drank the stuff, otherwise there might be boners galore of guys drinking it.

Wonder if he drank the vanilla, chocolate or strawberry version?

4 comments to “You can’t make this stuff up”

  1. He’ll probably get a small settlement, but most vitamin enriched products have disclaimers on them.


  2. Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Hm, I didn’t realize they had disclaimers! I’ll have to read some at the store tomorrow… do they say “will cause huge boner” I wonder?


  3. well where can i find that drink so i can by a case n give it to my mate lol.
    beth i read the excert u sent about the legacy,wow u r right after reading all your books about the malloy family is like i did see noah grow up it touches me he became a man n a good man n honest man,, cant wait to read it .


  4. Hell he may work for them… think of the rise in sells

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