I don’t think I’d last if it was any longer. I usually don’t feel this tired until Friday morning but damned if I wasn’t tempted to hit that snooze button and drift back into sleep. Lately my dreams have been very vivid, telling me stories with all kinds of weird characters and interesting things. That’s a sign that my imagination is kicking me in the ass.
I. Need. To. Write.
Which means I need to turn real life off. Are you laughing too? 
Yep, it’s that funny isn’t it? *sigh*
So on Wednesdays I’m thinking I’ll share some strange news each week. There’s always some oddball story that catches my eye… here’s one about a guy who likes shoes.
In Wisconsin, they caught this 27 YO man with 1500 pairs of shoes. Did you read that? That’s one thousand five hundred pairs of shoes. Girls shoes, not men’s shoes, stolen from schools. Ick.
Apparently two years ago, he was charged with the same damn crime. Hello? Authorities? This is the rest of the world calling, the man has a PROBLEM, people. A big one.
Here’s another squicky part… he liked to smell them. 
So there you have it. Today’s strange news. Anyone else have any to share?
