1) Schizophrenia—- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2) Amnesia– I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas
3) Narcissistic– Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4) Manic– Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And…………
5) Multiple Personality Disorder—-We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6) Paranoid—Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
7) Borderline Personality Disorder— You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll not Tell You Why
8) Full Personality Disorder— Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder—Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10) Agoraphobia—I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
11) Senile Dementia—Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder—I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13) Social Anxiety Disorder—Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14) Attention Deficit Disorder–We Wish You……Hey Look!! It’s Snowing!!!
LOL!!
by Kris December 15th, 2006 at 2:07 amI won’t admit which one is me.
by beth December 15th, 2006 at 1:10 pmHeh…love these!
by Larissa December 15th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
hahahahaomg that is the funniest thing i have read in along time, u have made my day with that. hahahahaa i sent it out to my friends n there laughing over in there jobs n alot of them all said they are at least one of them in the list lol. im number 13. lol 
by janet December 15th, 2006 at 11:25 pmThat is great!!! Also loved the last blog letter to Santa. I have passed it on. Have a great week.
by Renee Benge December 18th, 2006 at 3:58 amToo much stress this time of year! We need some humor…
by beth December 18th, 2006 at 1:28 pm