Beth Williamson’s Blog

I got this from the Loose Id Yahoo group. OMG - it’s so funny!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:

:) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Well how about some “ASSICONS”?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that’s been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

Good morning y’all! I can’t believe it’s Thursday already. I want to thank everyone that posted on my blog the last two days. I said I was going to give away five bookmarks, but nine of you posted so I decided to give every one of you a bookmark. :d

Pam
Robin (Peaches)
Jana
Patti D
Lady Blade
Cathie
Jacquelyn
Jaci
Angie (if you want one sweetie)

Send your snail mail address to cowgirlbeth@gmail.com and I’ll send you a delickious cowboy bookmark! (*)

I will be in edit land this weekend - got two edits to get through so I need a game face. My other smilies are gone so here’s my new game face. (~~)

No? How about this one? >:p

Okay, okay. I’ll go with this one. x( The Game Face is on!

You know, nothing works better for me to look at than beefcake. ;) I love to ogle nicely ripped abs, or a firm ass, or even a wide set of shoulders. I also really love the sexy cowboy on my website that Frauke, my web designer, gifted me.

So, what better way to promote myself than have her create a bookmark with that sexy cowboy? That way I can share the joy of ogling with y’all.

Isn’t he scrumptious? Anyhoo, I’m giving away 5 of these gorgeous bookmarks. Anyone that posts today (and yesterday’s posters) will be entered in a drawing to win one.

Yes, I will bring the whole box with me to RT so if you’re going, you’ll be able to scoop up one there too. :d

I hope everyone enjoys the holiday weekend, particularly if you are celebrating a holiday! I’ll be back tomorrow as I get ready for the re-release of The Bounty!

Loooong 24 hours… I think I’ve got all the bugs worked out on the blog except for the smillies. I’ll get those back up later. I hope. Anyhoo, I’m over at SEx today! Pop on by and say hey.