Okay, this is it! Last blog until April 9. I will be incognito (offline) until then. :cool1_tb:
I finished The Perfect Score: Widow’s Weeds - my first F/F erotic romance and passed it off to my editor (it was due April 3). I’ve got one more in that series (Marlene’s Man) that I’ve got about 2K written of. I think that’s about 10%. But hey I’ve got a month to finish it. :smile1_tb:
Book 5 of the Malloy family series, The Gift, recently contracted by Samhain now has an official release date. November 21. Now, of course, I need to write it. :laugh_tb: No worries. The Malloys have never been a problem for me to write. I’ve got three months until my deadline.
In other news, St. Martin’s rejected me again. Ah, well, with my CP Sasha’s help, I am going to conquer NY somehow. I’ve got a great new series called Devils on Horseback and I WILL sell it to NY. :grin2_ee: My game face says so.
And last but not least, I’ve lost eight pounds! :clap_tb: I’m so excited! My goal is 30 and it’s in sight! I have to be careful the next week not to overindulge too much or I’ll undo the eight pounds. However I do plan on having fun while I’m basking in the Caribbean sun. :smile2_ee:
Catch y’all next month!
Archive for March, 2006
I’m pooped. Trying to get ready to go on holiday and write and just survive daily life.
So today it’s gonna be eye candy for y’all.
Enjoy!
One of the things that freaked me out the first year I lived in North Carolina was the yellow dust in March. What is that yellow stuff? It’s pine pollen. See, pine trees are the state tree of NC (betcha didn’t know that). There are millions of them. And each spring they get these balls (that’s the only thing I can think of) of yellow pollen. Every time a gnat flies by the tree releases a burst of pollen. It’s crazy to watch. Like a yellow cloud popping off the tree. :dry_tb:
Why is it a pain in the ass? Because that damn yellow pollen gets EVERYWHERE. On your car, on your shoes, on your driveway, on your porch, on everything outside. Blue cars look green. Red cars look orange. You track that shit into the house and your carpet takes on a yellowy glow. :annoyed_tb:
You can’t even bother washing your car during that three week (at least) pollen period because two seconds after you drive away from the car wash, the pollen jumps on your car with a maniacal cackle.
This whining moment was brought to you by the Pollen Haters Association (of which I’m a charter *sneeze* member). :tongue2_tb:
Okay, Janice tagged me with this… here goes!
Four jobs you have had in your life:
1. Newspaper Reporter
2. Library assistant
3. Snack bar girl
4. Legal Assistant
Four movies you would watch over and over:
1. Steel Magnolias
2. The Princess Bride
3. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
4. Chocolat
Four places you have lived:
1. New York
2. North Carolina
3. California
4. Connecticut
Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. Survivor
2. CSI Vegas
3. Bones
4. American Idol
Four places you have been on vacation:
1. Orlando, Florida
2. Emerald Isle, North Carolina
3. Madrid, Spain
4. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Four of my favorite foods: ( in no particular order)
1. Ice cream
2. Reese’s Peanut Butter cups
3. Homemade macaroni and cheese (extra sharp white cheddar only!)
4. Baked Ziti and garlic bread
Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Emerald Isle, North Carolina
2. Hawaii (any island!)
3. Corpus Christi, Texas
4. Australia
Four friends I am tagging that I think will respond…..
1. Sasha
2. Christy
3. Cece
4. Annalee
All that I am
All that I’ll be
Means nothing
at all if you
can’t be with me.
Delete my answers, replace with your own and tag someone else!
So I went bra shopping yesterday and it reminded me of this funny e-mail my Mom sent me…
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
”What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
”Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?
”Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and
material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
”There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple…
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can’t Complain
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
:laugh_tb:
