Beth Williamson’s Blog

Life is rushing by so fast. In between my real job, my family, and my writing, I don’t even have time to scratch my ass. I did hit my 1500 word goal yesterday - woohoo! I’m at 16580 words… I feel like the little engine that could… I think I can…. I think I can…
I got a sneak peek at two of my Samhain covers and holy shit! They are soooo sexy. Scott Carpenter is a genius! I can’t wait to share them… :jittery_tb:
Anyhoo, I’ve got a million things to get done today, but wanted to at least say howdy to anyone that stopped by. Here’s a funny joke for y’all, compliments of my peep Janice. :laugh_tb:

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she
needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need
cyanide?”

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy, I can’t
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose
my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!”

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, you
didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”