When you go to a fancy steakhouse for a Christmas party and it has green vinyl tablecloths on the tables.
When the cheapest steak is $22 and they only have three cuts.
When the steakhouse has prepackaged crackers on the table – like oyster crackers, saltines, etc. and a small plate with an ice cream scoop size blob of orange cheese.
When the same mildewed mat that was outside the front steps a year ago is still there.
When the sign on the men’s bathroom is a bull.
When the sign on the women’s bathroom is a heifer with two calves. :smirk1_ee:
When there are two stalls in the women’s bathroom, and one of the toilets is broken.
When the stall doors consist of a red curtain that pulls across either one. :bigsurprise_ee:
When the sink in the women’s bathroom is so cracked, it looks like it’s twenty years old, but the paper towel holder is motion sensor activated.
When you ask for hot tea and they rummage around in the kitchen and bring you a bag of “herb tea” and a Celestial Seasonings pack of Peppermint tea because they couldn’t find any other kind. :doh_tb:
When their Christmas decorations include a thirty foot Christmas tree, a three foot green and red felt stocking, and various snowman heads on a bookcase with blue delft plates. :hmm1_ee:
When the toothpicks are handed out as you leave.
I will say that the people I was at the party at matched the décor and most of the jokes involved dicks, balls, or tits. :drunk_tb:
Sigh… at least I got a cute snowman gift, $10, and a good steak.
December 18th, 2005
